These are some of the famous quotes of Thiru. Jeppiaar, M.A, B.L., the Chairman of Jeppiaar Educational Trust. (To be taken in a purely light-hearted way).

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  Jeppiaar

  I have four daughters all are females….

• Fathers give girls fresh… I give fathers girls fresh… (Spoken on the opening day!)
• We all one umbrella
• When jesus born only some Christiany, one day all Christiany…
• Girls girls jingle jingle , boys boys mingle mingle, girls boys no jingle mingle…
• Jeppiaar on why we have a mess in school and use buses: “Bus miss means mess miss… mess miss means hangry… (hungry that is)… hangry means angry… then not study”
• I went German, My Friend Married… I enjoyed…
• I was going on the road in car, suddenly mutton jump onto the road.
• “All CID’s go” – said to squads who are supposed to keep a watch on the students.
• On the day of sathyabama strike… some one hit him witha pen… then he told… “I court order strictly follow. You kill I?”
• FIRING BEEDI PUTTING IN THE BODY… He meant that students have started to smoke n throw it on the guards after doin so… This was said when a meeting was held regarding a complaint following this matter!
• You come… Catch all hands – We give money to all drama people having less money all month.
• On the stage – Two ppl were talking behind the stage… Suddenly he stops his Speech and turned back angrily: “I Talk; They Talk(audience) Why U Middle middle Talk???”
• U BATHROOM SMOKE MEANS,I JPR KNOW…
• U STUDY SEE.,FUTURE NO SEE…
• U STUDY MEANS WIFE COME.,U NO C IN COLAGE…
• During First year inaugurations – If Senior to rag the first year, then I arrest the police.
• All standing under the tree whos whos class whos whos go
• This was at some function in Panimalar Engg College: “Panimalar my mother – Mother food very nice – Panimalar food also very nice – One day i come panimalr with my wife and enjoy at mess”
• Today is the MGR birthday. Next month is Margali month… Aiyappan Birthday!
• Entry is not important only exit is important!
• St.Joseph girls all good looking – easy alliance, marriage fixed.
• Boy Boy talk… Girl Girl talk… No boy girl talk… If talk punish Boy – very famous one!
• On M.G.R’s birthday: “I & M.G.R very close – we eat in same plate – sleep in same bed”
• Once in college day 2001, the mech guys where shouting ‘LIC heightu – Mechanical weightu’. Jeppiar said ‘LIC heightu arear also weightu’.
• Boy boy talk no problem… Girl girl talk no problem… Boy girl talk everything problem.
• Once the Australian University has come to Satyabama for MOU in the year 2004. I still remember JPR was adressing one guy as “SOIL OF THE SON”. People have blown the top with heavy laugh…
• Boys fail in exam and Jeppiaar says (scolds in his own style) “You bayees, you Jaalee coming, Jaalee going. Unfit to this Caalege. Waste luggage!”
• Doctors are from nail to toe – But Engineers are from earth to sky… Nice huh.
• It happened once to me that Jeppiaar caught a student not wearin his tie. immediately JPR jumped up and said “IF U DINT TIE THE TIE,TIE THE TIE”
• On some carol service before Christmas he said… “As we all know how the Mary got the Jesus… without the help of Joseph!!!”
• Why students shdn’t smoke in campus: “You smoke church?? Nooooo!!!! You smoke temple????? Nooooo!!! THEN U DONT SMOKE COLLEGE; COLLLEGE EDUCATION TEMPLE”
• All girls who do not wear their dupatta in V shape will be viewed seriously.
• Jeppiaar… Comenting on the infrastructure of the college… “Rotate Sathyabama and see”.
• All our imports come from foreign countries
• His speech about Kargil widows: “All brothers standing border… Shooting, dieng… Child asking mummy… “Mummy, where is daddy”… Daddy coming body! Saying this he wiped his tears… We all broke into laughter…
• I have 400 illegal daughters & 500 illegal sons of 1st year.
• X + Y = Z. Before, I dont know why ‘x’, why ‘y’, why ‘z’. I hard hard work. Now i say what ‘x’, what ‘y’, what ‘z’. You work hard, u also say what ‘y’, what ‘x’, what ‘z’!!!
• ONCE A PARENTS ASKED Y R U NOT KEEPIN TREES IN COLLEGE… HIS REPLY WAS… ONE BOY… ONE GIRL… ONE TREE… NO TREE… AND NO FREE…
• Girl stay hostel… My hostel safe. Boy calling hostel and i in the hostel pick – ask… hello… Boy say girl… I ask who… He say cousin brother… I ask who cousin who brother… Boy no say… This no happen in my hostel. I stay their watch man – you no worry (this to all the parents) ok…?
• Tamil one: “Naan kaalayile kelambinen… Ennaku neraiya veedu… chinna veedu… periya veedu… Ellathukum poitu vara neram aagiduchu…”
• Once he saw a student wearing a cap and said “In campus, cap no use”
• In Tamil Elocution (Patti Manram) competition, Vaira Muthu was the judge. Jeppiar gave a inagural address in his broken english, but after his address, Vaira Muthu said in tamil “Avar udaintha angilathil pesinalum, avar udaiyatha manithar” to appreciate him.
• Girl see boy, boy see girl, our squad see them…Office standing..head down…why come parents ?!
• Durin first year inauguration… (describing the boy girl relationship in other colleges): ONE BOY SEEING BEAUTIFUL GIRL… TODAY TELLING HI… INNOCENT GIRL ALSO TELLING HI… TOMORROW ASKING WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL NUMBER… INNOCENT GIRL ALSO TELLIING… NEXT DAY CALLIING CINEMA… IN MY COLLEGE NO HAPPEN. PARENTS BE HAPPY
• DURING MUTHAMIZH VIZHAAH ON PANIMALAR…………
  NEENGA ELLAM ANNAVA(ARINGNAR ANNATHURAI) PATHA KAIADDIKAMATINGA.ANNA THANUSHA PATHA KAIYADIPINGA……(even the lady staffs started laughing on hearing this)
• These were the words he spoke on a Teacher’s day… on every Teacher’s day – “A doctor cannot make a doctor; A lawyer cannot make a layer; Engineer cannot make engineer; A teacher can maker doctor, lawyer, engineer, teacher”
• Once upon a time khakis arrest me and they put beedi in my body….